I am more efficient when I am stoned

Working from home has changed my life for the better.

I heard a lot of people complaining about being isolated during COVID, but I wasn’t one of them.

I loved the isolation, and staying in my apartment all the time. When my job asked people to return to the office, I made a request to keep working from home. I presented my numbers and stats, and demonstrated that I had a higher efficiency rating from home, so they granted my request. So when anyone tells you cannabis makes you lazy, you can tell them my story. I am far better at my job when I am smoking cannabis then when I am sober and sitting in an office cubicle. I work a sales position, and 90% of my workload is done online, or over email, so no one ever knows how much cannabis I smoke on a typical day. When I need to have a Zoom meeting I hide my bong and my cannabis and put on a shirt and tie. The rest of the time I am in my robe and slippers, with a fat bowl of OG Kush or Sativa Grande Loco at my side. My workrate is unmatched, and I am on track for a bonus this quarter, thanks to having cannabis to keep me relaxed and my mind limber. If the time comes when they make me return to the office I will have to switch over to cannabis edibles, or just find a new job. I like my lifestyle just the way it is right now.

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