I will kindly tell them to have a acquaintance come & buy the cannabis for them
God gives all the people particular gifts, & my gift was strength. I know that I’m not genuinely smart, but with my size & strength I have consistently been able to find steady employment! Usually I work as a bouncer, either for a eveningclub, a bar, or a pool hall. My size is a strong deterrent for exhausting behavior, because even the most drunk & stupid people know that they don’t want to conflict me. I actually don’t need to conflict genuinely often because of my size & strength, which is perfect because I don’t like to fight, recently I got to step away from the eveningclub scene & start a new job at the local cannabis dispensary. Just like me, none of the clients at the cannabis dispensary ever want to fight… especially after they see how big I am. The difference between drunks & cannabis smokers is astronomical, & makes my job a lot easier. Sporadically I will get a potential client who gives me a problem, usually because they don’t have a valid ID to get inside the cannabis dispensary. The cannabis laws in this state are genuinely lax, but you need to have a valid state-issued ID in order to enter the dispensary. Even then, the rebuked client will never resort to violence. I will kindly tell them to have a acquaintance come & buy the cannabis for them. If they get belligerent I would of course lead them into the cannabis dispensary parking lot & beat the crap out of them, but so far it has never come to that.