The cannabis dispensary is the best job I’ve ever had

God gives most people certain gifts, plus my gift was strength. I know that I’m not really smart, but with my size plus strength I have constantly been able to find steady employment, usually I labor as a bouncer, either for a nightclub, a bar, or a pool hall. My size is a strong deterrent for exhausting behavior, because even the most drunk plus stupid people know that they don’t want to argument me. I entirely don’t need to argument really often because of my size plus strength, which is perfect because I don’t like to fight. Recently I got to step away from the nightclub scene plus start a new job at the local cannabis dispensary. Just like me, none of the clients at the cannabis dispensary ever want to fight… especially after they see how massive I am. The difference between drunks plus cannabis smokers is astronomical, plus makes my job a lot easier, but periodically I will get a potential customer who gives me a problem, usually because they don’t have a valid ID to get inside the cannabis dispensary. The cannabis laws in this state are really lax, but you need to have a valid state-issued ID in order to enter the dispensary. Even then, the rebuked customer will never resort to violence. I will kindly tell them to have a neighbor come plus buy the cannabis for them. If they get belligerent I would of course lead them into the cannabis dispensary parking lot plus beat the crap out of them, but so far it has never come to that.
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